23+ Childrens Funny Bible Quotes. A little boy was attending his first wedding. "how do you know that?" "easy," the little boy said. Noah's wife was joan of ark. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. After the service, his cousin asked him, "how many women can a man marry?" "sixteen," the boy responded. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. In the first book of the bible, guinessis, god tired of creating the world, so he took the sabbath off. Noah built and ark out of gophers, and the animals came in pears.
